100+ Amazing Instagram Captions for Every Selfie (2024)

Finding the perfect light and striking the right pose while simultaneously serving face and ~lewks~ aren't the only boxes to check off before uploading selfies on Instagram. Captions are a missing piece of the puzzle that can transform a basic in-feed post into a viral one that all your friends can't help but talk about. There are no real rules or restrictions when it comes to whipping up the best Instagram selfie captions. As long as they don't violate IG's terms and conditions, you can have fun and come up with cute, witty, or fierce captions that match whatever mood you're in. Feeling like flexing in an usie with your sister? Did you slay the cutest prom pic? Are you serving major savage vibes? Use how you feel and what you're doing as inspiration for the best Instagram selfie captions.

If you've sent your selfie to your fave group chat, have spent tons of time considering which quotes you'll use as Instagram selfie captions, and you're still coming up empty-handed, we've got you covered. You're bound to find the perfect one on this list of Instagram selfie captions that will make sure your dms are filled 🔥 emojis.

Cute selfie captions:

• "The best of me is yet to come."
• "Sunday Funday"
• "Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary."
• "Be yourself, there’s no one better."
• "She acts like summer and walks like rain."
• "Life is better when you’re laughing."
• "Be more of you, and less of them."
• "Maybe she’s born with it..."
• "It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am."
• "Self love is the best love."
• "As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside."
• "Be a stiletto in a room full of flats."
• "Smile big, laugh often."
• "Some days you just have to create your own sunshine."
• "Being happy never goes out of style."
• "Pretty in pink."
• "I was born to stand out."
• "I am my own biggest crush."
• "Be your own best friend."

Selfie with your sister captions:

• "U is for U and me."
• "One soul, two bodies."
• "Love is beautiful, sisterhood is better."
• "You’re my Mary Kate and I’m your Ashley."
• "Fairies are real...they are called sisters."
• "Sisters? Nah, we're best friends."
• "How do some people make it through life without a sister?"

Prom selfie captions:

• "You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen." — "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
• "Life isn't perfect, but your dress can be."
• "If you can't be the prom queen, make sure you're the dancing queen."
• "Say yes to the prom dress."
• "When in doubt, overdress." — Vivienne Westwood
• "I PROMise this won't be the last pic I post tonight."
• "Here's to the memories."
• "Spinning like a girl in a brand new dress." — "Holy Ground" by Taylor Swift
• "I cannot see heaven being much better than this."
• "Keep your heels, head, and standards high."
• "Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight."
• "I wish tonight could last forever so we never have to say goodbye."
• "It might feel like the end, but it's really a new beginning."
• "Never miss a chance to dance."
• "A lot goes down when we dress up."

Savage selfie captions:

• "I walk it like I talk it."
• "Who are you looking at?"
• "Looking like money."
• "You wish, huh?"
• "Face card never declines."
• "You can look, but don't touch."
• "First place even if it weren't a race."
• "If looks could kill, RIP to you."
• "MOMA, I've got a submission for ya."
• "All the rumors are true."
• "Are you staring at me?"
• "Cinderella never asked for a prince."
• "Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness."
• "Make them stop and stare."
• "50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart"
• "Smile, it confuses people."
• "I'm everything you want but can't have."
• "I'm a savage. Classy, bougie, ratchet."—Megan thee Stallion
• "I've been killing people with kindness since day one."

Morning selfie captions:

• "Good morning (selfie)."
• "Just woke up."
• "Confidence level = selfie with no filter."
• "Today is officially under construction."
• "I woke up like this."
• "Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless."
• "Coffee and confidence."
• "May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even."
• "No one talk to me before I have my coffee."
• "Today is a good day to have a good day."

Funny selfie captions:

• "I call this one 'hey, at least I tried.'"
• "If I were funny, I would've thought of a good caption."
• "I took 47 selfies before I finally got one I like."
• "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
• "Maybe she’s born with it...maybe it’s an Instagram filter."
• "But first, let me take a selfie."
• "Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix."
• "I need a six-month holiday, twice a year."
• "Sending my selfie to NASA because I'm a star."
• "Reality called, so I hung up."
• "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."

Food selfie captions:

• "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
• "I like hashtags because they look like waffles."
• "When you think you see your food coming at a restaurant, but they take it to another table."
• "Home is wherever the food is."
• "I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
• "There is no we in food."
• "We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
• "You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach."
• "Yea, dating is cool. But, have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?"
• "Sugar, spice, and everything nice."
• "Pilates? I thought you said pie and lattes!"

OOTD selfie captions:

• "Looking at the realest one I know."
• "Mirror, mirror, on the wall..."
• "Life imitates art."
• "Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be."
• "Caring doesn’t really go with my outfit."
• "People will stare. Make it worth their while."
• "Too glam to give a damn."
• "My fave part of this outfit is the invisible crown."
• "I can't concentrate in flats."
• "I am just trying to change the world one sequin at a time."

Inspirational selfie captions:

• "Being in love with yourself is the most beautiful thing."
• "I'm allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress."
• "You carry so much love in your heart. Give some to yourself."
• "Be the best version of you."
• "Be you, do you, for you."
• "Make peace with your broken pieces."
• "They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did."
• "You have to believe the changes you've already made."
• "Life is way too short for bad vibes."
• "The way you speak to yourself matters the most."
• "Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost."
• "Grow through what you go through."
• "The little things in life matter."
• "Worry less, smile more."

Couple selfie captions:

• "I'm wearing the smile you gave me."
• "You stole my heart but I'll let you keep it."
• "Forever type of love."
• "My favorite place in the world is next to you."
• "We clean up pretty nice."
• "Together is a wonderful place to be."
• "I can't help falling in love with you."
• "P.S. I love you."
• "Relationship status: taken."
• "Fool 4 U."
• "Here's my entry for the cutest couple award."
• "Fairy tales do exist."
• "Better together."

Song lyric captions:

• "You thought I was feelin' you?" — "Munch" by Ice Spice
• "Trendin' off a selfie." — "Pretty B*tch Freestyle" by Saweetie
• "I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top." — "Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat
• "I'm in love with my future. Can't wait to meet her." — "My Future" by Billie Eilish
• "There's no other way I'd rather be. Confidence is all I see." — "Crown" by Kelly Rowland
• "I'm only human but admitted I'm such a beautiful mess." — "Kid Nothing and the Never-Ending Naked Nightmare" by Gym Class Heroes
• "I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down." — "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera
• "Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else. — "Love Myself" by Hailee Steinfeld
• "No scars to your beautiful, we’re stars, and we’re beautiful. — "Scars to Your Beautiful" by Alessia Cara
• "When it comes to me, I wouldn't wanna be anybody else. — "Who Says" by Selena Gomez & The Scene
• "We ain’t picture perfect, but we worth the picture still." — "Crooked Smile" by J. Cole
• "Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?" — Rihanna, "Needed Me"
• "You could be the king but watch the queen conquer." — Nicki Minaj, "Monster"
• "You asked to see the boss, so they sent me." — Meek Mill ft. Drake, "Going Bad"
• "I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl." —Kelly Rowland, "Crown"
• "Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage." —Rihanna, "Needed Me"
• "I drop a picture, now these b*tches feel attacked." — Megan Thee Stallion "Savage"
• "I'll be the one you remember." — Drake, "Marvin's Room"
• "Find me where the wild things are." —Alessia Cara, "Wild Things"
• "If you wanna run away with me, I know a galaxy."—Dua Lipa, "Levitating"
• "I had a dream I got everything I wanted."— Billie Eilish, "Everything I Wanted"